If you’re a fan of both pie and puns, you’re in for a treat! There’s something about the combination of flaky crusts, sweet fillings, and clever wordplay that’s just meant to go together. Whether you’re a cherry pie enthusiast, an apple pie aficionado, or a pumpkin pie lover, these pie puns are sure to bring a smile to your face—and maybe even a little laugh out loud. So, grab your fork (or your funny bone) and get ready to roll with these punny pie jokes that will have you laughing as much as you’re indulging in dessert. From crusty one-liners to slice-of-life humor, these pie puns are truly the filling your day needs!
Pie Puns
You’re the apple of my pie!
Don’t worry, be cherry!
I’m feeling pie-tastic today!
You’re my sweetie pie!
I only have pies for you.
Pumpkin to talk about!
This love is baked to perfection.
We’re a matcha made in heaven.
Slice, slice baby!
You’re a real cutie pie.
I’m on a roll with pie puns!
I’m crust crazy about you!
You’re the key lime to my heart.
It’s all about that pie-tience.
Let’s make berry good memories.
Stay crusty and sweet!
You’re a flaky friend.
You make my heart go pop-tart!
I’ll never dessert you.
You’re worth the extra slice.
That joke was a real whisk taker.
You give me butterflies.
We’re a pie-fect pair.
I’ll bake you proud.
You’re the icing on the pie!
I’m pastry sure you’re great!
Oven a good time with you.
You’re as sweet as sugar.
I’m your biggest flan!
Let’s make this a slice story.
Pumpkin pie puns
You’re the pumpkin to my pie!
Let’s have a gourd time with this pie.
This pie is pumpkin-tacular!
You’re as sweet as pumpkin pie.
I only have pies for you.
You’re the spice of my life!
You’ve squashed my heart!
I’m falling for you, pumpkin!
Oh my gourd, that’s good pie.
Let’s have a slice of pum-fun!
You’re my sweetie pie, pumpkin.
You’re the whipped cream on my pumpkin pie.
You’re so spice-tacular!
Life’s gourd with pumpkin pie.
You’re my crust-worthy friend.
You’re a real cutie pie, pumpkin!
Let’s carve out some time for pie.
I’m falling for pumpkin pie.
This pie is smashing good.
You’re worth the extra slice!
I’m feeling gourd-geous with pie.
Let’s spice things up, pumpkin!
That’s just how I roll with pumpkin pie.
You’re a whole pie of happiness.
Spice up your life with pumpkin pie!
You’re so sweet, it’s un-peel-ievable.
You make me feel like I’m on cloud pie.
You’re a slice of perfection.
You’re pumpkin-tastic, my friend.
I’m here to spice up your day.
Apple pie puns
You’re the apple of my pie!
Let’s make it a pie-fect day.
This pie is a-peel-ing!
You’re the core of my heart.
Just a slice of heaven.
Pie love you to the core!
You’re my a-peeling friend.
Let’s get a little sappy with this pie.
You’re as sweet as apple pie.
Life is butter with pie.
Apple-y ever after with you!
You’re worth every slice!
You make my life a-peel-tastic.
I only have pies for you.
You’re the crust of my world.
You’re the apple to my pie!
Let’s have a slice of fun.
We go together like apples and pie.
This pie is fall-tastic!
You’re the apple-solute best.
Core-rect me if I’m wrong, but you’re amazing!
I’m feeling a-peel-ing today.
You’re crust what I needed.
You’re a real cutie-pie!
Life is sweet with apple pie.
You butter believe this pie is good!
This pie has me fall-ing for you.
You’re so sweet, it’s un-peel-ievable.
You’re my apple-icious treat.
Whisking you a slice-tacular day!
Pie puns one liners
You’re the apple of my pie!
Life’s a slice better with pie.
Crust me, you’re amazing!
You’re the cherry on top of my pie.
I only have pies for you.
You’re my sweetie pie!
It’s a pie-fect day for dessert.
You’re the key lime to my heart.
We make a great pear!
You’re worth every bite!
You’re the peach of my heart.
Let’s make this a pie-fect moment.
I’m totally baked on you.
You make my heart feel a-peel-ing.
Have a berry sweet day!
Let’s dough it again sometime.
You’re my slice of heaven.
This friendship is filling me with joy.
You make me feel a-peel-tastic.
Our love is whisked to perfection.
Thanks for being so flaky (in a good way)!
I love you to the crust and back.
Let’s make it a pie-fect day!
You’ve got me crust-ing hard.
This is love at first slice.
You’re un-bake-lievable!
Life needs more pie moments.
You’re filling my life with sweetness.
I’m simply a-mash-ed with you.
This is the dough-finition of love.
Funny pie puns
Pie hard or go home!
You’re the missing slice in my life.
I only have pies for you.
I know it’s corny, but you’re sweet as pie!
You’re just crust-worthy.
This friendship is crust above the rest.
You’re the berry best.
Let’s have a slice day together.
You’re the crust of the town!
Don’t get all flaky on me.
You’re whisked away with perfection.
You make me feel batter about life.
Life is butter with you around!
I’m dough-ing great, thanks for asking.
You’ve got a piece of my heart.
Let’s keep it butter together.
I’m so sweet on you!
You’re worth the calories!
What a slice-tastic day.
I’ve totally baked you a priority.
Stop being so flakey!
Sweetie pie, you complete me.
Let’s make this pie-fectly clear!
You’re the cherry on my pie.
This is filling me with joy.
You’re a real a-peel-ing person!
I don’t crust anyone else like you.
Dough you want a slice of this?
I’m just whipped for you.
You’re slice-cellent company.
