Kung fu Panda Jokes
Why did Po fail his driving test?
He kept doing karate chops instead of using the steering wheel!
What’s Po’s favorite type of math?
Kung Fu-ctions!
Why did Po bring a ladder to training?
Because Master Shifu said his skills needed to go up a level!
What’s Po’s least favorite drink?
Weak tea—he only likes strong brews!
Why did Po get kicked out of the bakery?
He kept yelling, “Dough-jo, OPEN!”
What’s Po’s favorite dance move?
The Dragon Roll!
Why did Po refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of the Panda-monium!
What’s Po’s superhero name?
The Noodle Knight!
Why did Po wear armor to dinner?
To protect himself from food fights!
What’s Po’s favorite part of a joke?
The punchline!
Why did Po get in trouble at school?
He kept panda-monium-ing the class!
What’s Po’s favorite exercise?
Panda-cakes (push-ups while eating pancakes).
Why did Po bring a broom to battle?
To sweep the competition!
What’s Po’s favorite movie genre?
Kung Fu-ction!
Why did Po become a gardener?
He wanted to strike a balance with nature!
What’s Po’s favorite snack during training?
Chi-ps!
Why did Po get fired from the zoo?
He kept challenging the animals to kung fu duels!
What’s Po’s favorite song?
“Kung Fu Fighting” (but only the dumpling remix).
Why did Po cross the road?
To deliver a Dragon Warrior-style roundhouse kick to the other side!
What’s Po’s favorite weather?
Kung Fu-zy (foggy, but with more action).
Why did Po open a bakery?
To roll with the punches—and the dough!
What’s Po’s favorite school subject?
Panda-letics (gym class, but cooler).
Why did Po refuse to fight in the snow?
He didn’t want to slippy-slappy his enemies!
What’s Po’s favorite game?
Hide-and-go-Panda (he’s terrible at hiding).
Why did Po bring a pillow to training?
For soft-style kung fu!
What’s Po’s favorite animal (besides pandas)?
Kung Fu-rrets (ferrets, but with nunchucks).
Why did Po get banned from the library?
He kept Dragon Scroll-ing too loudly!
What’s Po’s favorite dessert?
Panda-cotta (tiramisu, but with extra bamboo flavor).
Why did Po fail at hide-and-seek?
He kept yelling “SKADOOSH!” every time he hid.
What’s Po’s life motto?
“Noodle now, ask questions never!”
Best Panda Jokes
Why don’t pandas ever get into arguments?
Because they always bear with each other!
Why was the panda so good at poker?
He had the perfect poker face!
What’s a panda’s favorite drink?
Bamboo-ba tea!
Why don’t pandas ever get lost?
They always follow the bamboo GPS!
What’s a panda’s favorite social media?
Insta-gram (because they love bamboo shoots)!
What do you call a panda magician?
Panda-monium the Great!
Why was the panda always invited to parties?
Because he was bamboo-zlingly fun!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
A panda who fell into a bowl of tomatoes!
How do pandas like their eggs?
Panda-stried!
Why did the panda sit on the clock?
He wanted to kill time!
What’s a panda’s favorite exercise?
Bamboo curls!
Why did the panda get fired from the bakery?
He kept panda-ring to the customers!
Why don’t pandas like fast food?
Because they can’t bear to eat quickly!
What’s a panda’s favorite movie genre?
Kung Fu Panda-ramas!
What’s a panda’s favorite dance move?
The bear-y electric slide!
Why was the panda a great musician?
He had paw-some rhythm!
Why did the panda cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What’s a panda’s favorite kind of music?
Panda-emonium rock!
What’s a panda’s least favorite day?
Mon-day—because it’s not panda related!
Why don’t pandas ever get into fights?
They prefer kung-fu-sion over confrontation!
Why did the panda laugh at these jokes?
Because they were un-bear-ably funny!
Panda Puns
What’s a panda’s favorite restaurant?
Anything with a lot of bamboo options!
I’m feeling a little bamboozled today.
Why did the panda like the movie?
It had great panda-monium!
That panda is so chill, he’s always panda-ing to the crowd.
Pandas don’t ever get into arguments. They just panda to the situation.
Let’s have a panda party – it’s going to be beary fun!
I’m just panda-ing around here, nothing serious.
What do you call a lazy panda?
A panda-monium of one.
I can’t bear how cute pandas are!
Pandas might be bamboo enthusiasts, but I’m more of a tree-hugger.
This panda is a claws for celebration!
I was feeling down, but this panda’s smile really brought me out of my shell.
What’s a panda’s favorite sport?
Anything with bamboo sticks!
Don’t worry, we’ll panda to your needs!
What’s a panda’s favorite hobby?
Making pandamonium, of course!
These pandas really know how to stick together.
I’ve got a bamboo-tiful life ahead of me!
Stop being so panda-stic—I can’t keep up!
That’s a panda no-brainer!
I hope you’re ready for some panda-clysmic fun!
A panda walks into a bar… and orders bamboo-zled tea!
What’s the panda’s motto?
Stay pawsitive!
I’m just panda-ing through life, one bamboo shoot at a time.
This party’s about to get beary interesting.
The panda couldn’t stop laughing at the joke—it was panda-mazing!
I’m having a panda-mic amount of fun today.
The panda’s new hobby is bamboo sculpting.
That was a panda-ful idea!
Pandas love playing hide and seek—because they’re bamboo-tiful at hiding.
Let’s make some pandamonium and celebrate!
