Drinking Puns for Every Party

I’m not drunk; I’m just wine-ing down.

Let’s sip to that!

This is my happy hour—beerly making it through the day.

You’re the brew to my heart.

I can’t help but feel spirited tonight!

Don’t be a sour grape; grab a drink.

Let’s get hoppy together!

This wine is truly grape-tastic!

It’s always a pitcher-perfect moment with friends.

You had me at merlot!

Stop and smell the rosé.

I’m not slurring; I’m just whiskey-ing my words.

That’s the last straw—I need another drink!

You’re a real gin-spiration!

I’m brewtifully ready for another round.

Let’s keep things on tap tonight.

It’s never too early for a mimosa moment.

You’ve got a lot of bottle showing up here!

I’m totally buzzed about this party.

This cocktail is a real stir of emotions.

I’m just here to chill and refill.

Don’t be bitter—add a little more lime to the mix.

I’m here for the pint-sized fun.

Why have one drink when you can have a flight of them?

I’m in my prime mer-lot phase.

Let’s raise a glass and toast to life!

It’s a pour decision, but I’m making it anyway.

Always drink responsibly—don’t get caught in a pickle-back.

This party is just shaking up!

Christmas Drinking Puns

Let’s get elfed up with some holiday drinks!

I’m feeling extra sleigh-ed after that cocktail.

This eggnog is so good, it’s tree-mendous.

Yule never find better mulled wine than this!

Let’s keep the spirits bright tonight.

I’m just here for the sant-tini specials!

Baby, it’s cold outside—pass me the hot toddy.

The best way to spread cheers is with a drink in hand.

I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas.

It’s not Christmas without a little rum-pum-pum.

Let’s make this a jingle bell shot kind of night.

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year!

I’m on the nice list—extra cider, please!

Have yourself a merry little sip-mas.

This Christmas punch is a total cranberry dream.

We’re decking the halls with beer bottles tonight!

Let’s make it a mistle-toast moment.

I came to sleigh, and I’m here for the champagne.

All I want for Christmas is brew.

I’m feeling extra gnome-grown with this craft beer.

You’re as sweet as a peppermint martini!

Let’s get this party on ice, just like the vodka.

I’ve got my jingle juice ready to go!

Have a holly jolly cocktail in hand this season.

Santa’s favorite drink?

A good clausmopolitan.

This whiskey is warming up my frosty heart.

Let’s sleigh it with a frosty pint tonight.

Halloween Drinking Puns

Let’s get this party brewing!

Time to raise some spirits!

I’m here for the boos and booze.

This punch is totally fang-tastic.

Witches love a good brew-ski!

You’re under my spirit spell—grab a cocktail!

Let’s make this a blood orange martini night.

I’m feeling extra boozy and batty tonight.

Don’t be a ghoul, share your drink!

This cider is spook-tacular.

I’ve been waiting all year for some pumpkin-spiced rum!

Let’s make it a witches’ whiskey kind of night.

I’m just here for the boos-tini bar.

You’re the ghoul-friend I needed for this cocktail.

Trick or tequila? Why not both?

Let’s drink until we’re sheet-faced!

I’m feeling a little spirited with this vampire punch.

Don’t wine about it—just drink!

This zombie punch is to die for.

Let’s get this party creeping and sipping.

A little hocus pocus and a lot of vodka.

I’m under a spell—this brew is magical!

Beware of crafty spirits—they’ll haunt you in the morning.

Let’s keep this potion in motion.

You’re my booze buddy tonight.

Every witch needs a cocktail cauldron.

I’m having a frightful pint and loving it.

Funny Drinking Puns

I’m just here to sip back and relax.

Let’s not make any pour decisions tonight.

You had me at merlot!

I’m on cloud wine—feeling grape!

My beer has a lot of head, but so do I.

I’m feeling extra hoppy today!

You’re ale I need right now.

Why did the martini blush? It saw the bar-tender!

Time flies when you’re having rum.

Don’t worry, beer happy!

I need a pitcher-perfect moment.

This whiskey is making me a little neat freak.

Let’s keep things on tap tonight.

I’m not drunk; I’m just full of spirits.

I’m lager than life with this beer.

Cider is my favorite—it’s my core memory!

Let’s raise a glass and toast to nothing in particular.

You’re my gin-spiration!

This sangria is punching way above its weight.

It’s always wine o’clock somewhere.

I’m just here to make pour choices.

This is a mimosa-t moment.

Beer is my brew-tiful escape.

A little buzzed is better than a lot bored.

I’m working on my six-pack—of bottles.

Why stop at one drink when you can have a flight?

This cocktail has me stirring with excitement.

Holiday Drinking Puns

Let’s make this a cheers-mas to remember!

It’s the season to be jolly and gin-gle!

I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas.

Let’s rum-pum-pum into the holidays.

Keep the spirits bright with another cocktail.

This eggnog is sleigh-ing it.

It’s not a holiday without some hoppy cheer.

Santa’s favorite? A claus-mopolitan.

Let’s keep this party on ice!

I’m here to merry and mojito.

This holiday sangria is tree-mendous!

Baby, it’s cold outside—pass the hot toddy.

Let’s get elfed up with some holiday brews.

Here’s to a mistle-toast moment!

Time for some sleigh-bell shots.

Deck the halls with beers and bottles!

You’re my holiday brew-dolph!

This mulled wine is my holly grail.

Sip back and enjoy the silent nightcap.

All I want for Christmas is brew.

Let’s have a holly jolly cocktail tonight.

You’re the reason I’m feeling so merry and bright.

This punch is fa-la-la fabulous!

Santa told me to sip responsibly—and I laughed.

Let’s make it a frosty pint kind of night.

I’m not on the naughty list; I’m on the tequila list.

Raise a glass and let’s sleigh this party!

You’re as sweet as a peppermint martini.