Get ready to giggle and feel all gooey inside! Whether you love roasting them by the campfire or adding them to your hot cocoa, marshmallows are the soft, sweet stars of the snack world — and now, the punchline too. From fluffy puns to toasty jokes, this collection of marshmallow humor is sure to melt your stress away and leave you laughing s’more!
Marshmallow Jokes
Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
To get to the s’more side!
What do you call a marshmallow detective?
Sherlock Sweets!
Why was the marshmallow always invited to parties?
Because it was such a softie!
How do marshmallows say goodbye?
“Catch you around the campfire!”
What do marshmallows wear in the winter?
Fluff jackets!
Why did the marshmallow get a promotion?
It really rose to the occasion.
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite sport?
Toastball!
What do marshmallows sing around the campfire?
“Fluff the Magic Dragon”!
Why didn’t the marshmallow share its candy?
It was a little too sweet on itself!
How do marshmallows stay in shape?
They do s’more-gasms!
Why did the marshmallow blush?
It saw the hot cocoa!
Where do marshmallows go on vacation?
Toasty Beach!
What do you get when you roast a marshmallow too long?
A crisp critter!
Why do marshmallows make terrible secret agents?
They always melt under pressure!
How do marshmallows apologize?
With a soft “s’morey”!
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite kind of music?
Soft rock!
Why did the marshmallow join a band?
It had sweet harmony!
What did the marshmallow say after a workout?
“I’m feeling toasted!”
Why are marshmallows so good at hugs?
They’re naturally squishy!
What do you call a marshmallow with attitude?
Sass-mallow!
How do marshmallows get to outer space?
On a s’more rocket!
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite school subject?
Home Ec — they love being baked!
Why don’t marshmallows like scary movies?
They’re too soft-hearted!
Why did the marshmallow bring a suitcase?
It was ready to travel s’more!
How do marshmallows like their friends?
Nice and toasty!
What do marshmallows do at slumber parties?
Play “truth or toast”!
Why did the marshmallow join the circus?
It was great at flips — especially into cocoa!
What do you call a sleepy marshmallow?
A yawny puff!
Marshmallow Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marsh.
Marsh who?
Marsh you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mallow.
Mallow who?
Mallow out, I’m trying to toast here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
S’more.
S’more who?
S’more jokes like this, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toasty.
Toasty who?
Toasty you again, friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fluff.
Fluff who?
Fluff up a pillow, I’m ready for marshmallow dreams!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Graham.
Graham who?
Graham your marshmallows—we’ve got s’mores to make!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Puff.
Puff who?
Puff the magic marshmallow, of course!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sticky.
Sticky who?
Sticky fingers mean marshmallows were involved!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Camp.
Camp who?
Camp you pass me the marshmallows?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roast.
Roast who?
Roast me a marshmallow, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Melt.
Melt who?
Melt you later by the fire!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sugar.
Sugar who?
Sugar believe how good this marshmallow is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flame.
Flame who?
Flame on! Let’s toast those marshmallows!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bag.
Bag who?
Bag of marshmallows coming your way!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Softy.
Softy who?
Softy and sweet—just like a marshmallow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snack.
Snack who?
Snack up on these marshmallows!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bite.
Bite who?
Bite into this melty goodness!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cozy.
Cozy who?
Cozy up with marshmallows and hot cocoa!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Treat.
Treat who?
Treat yourself to a marshmallow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
S’morey.
S’morey who?
S’morey the merrier!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fire.
Fire who?
Fire up the campfire—I brought marshmallows!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jelly.
Jelly who?
Jelly I got the last marshmallow?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skewer.
Skewer who?
Skewer not ready until you’ve got marshmallows on the stick!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cream.
Cream who?
Creamy dreams of marshmallows dancing in my head!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Float.
Float who?
Float one in your cocoa—marshmallow time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bon.
Bon who?
Bon-fire buddies and marshmallows forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap, crackle, pop—and marshmallow top!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Choco.
Choco who?
Choco-late and marshmallow? Yes, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fluffy.
Fluffy who?
Fluffy marshmallows are my love language.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Melted.
Melted who?
Melted my heart with marshmallow sweetness!
Marshmallow Dad Jokes
I tried to make a marshmallow sit still — turns out it’s too soft for discipline.
My marshmallow became an actor — it’s great at playing soft roles.
I told my marshmallow to toughen up… it said, “Sorry, I’m just too sweet.”
My kid asked for a snack, so I gave them marshmallows. Now they think I’m a fluffing genius.
Why don’t marshmallows play hide and seek?
Because they always stick out!
My marshmallow got a job… in fluff marketing.
I brought marshmallows to the barbecue… now I’m the grill hero.
Marshmallows don’t argue — they just take things lightly.
I asked my marshmallow for advice. It said, “Stay soft, but don’t get burned.”
Bought marshmallows for the camping trip. Now the kids think I’m a legend.
My wife said I’m too cheesy… so I brought marshmallows to balance it out.
I tried roasting marshmallows… but they roasted me back.
My son asked if marshmallows count as a vegetable. I said, “Only if you’re roasting roots.”
I put marshmallows on my salad. Now it’s a dessert.
I offered my friend a marshmallow. He said no. I said, “You clearly lack fluff appreciation.”
I tried using marshmallows as pillows. Soft, yes. Supportive? Not so much.
I made a marshmallow sculpture. The critics said it lacked depth — too fluffy.
Marshmallows are like dad jokes — soft, sweet, and make people groan.
I told my marshmallow it was fired. It toasted me instead.
Marshmallows are like toddlers — sticky, adorable, and hard to clean up.
I told my family I was grilling. They expected burgers. I showed up with skewered marshmallows.
I got promoted to “Master of Marshmallows.” It’s an honorary dad title.
My son burned his marshmallow and cried. I said, “That’s how dads eat ’em, son.”
I made marshmallows from scratch once. Never again. Too fluffy for my hands.
Asked my wife if she wanted marshmallows. She said, “Only if you stop telling jokes.”
I told a marshmallow it was sweet. It blushed, turned gooey, and fell off the stick.
My grill’s favorite dessert?
Marshmallows on a stick.
You can’t trust marshmallows — they always get toasted at parties.
Short Marshmallow Jokes For Kids
Why did the marshmallow go to school?
To get a little s’more education!
What do marshmallows say when surprised?
“Oh my fluff!”
Why did the marshmallow sit by the fire?
It wanted to toast its toes!
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite sport?
Camp-fire jumping!
Why are marshmallows so calm?
Because nothing sticks to them!
What do you call a nervous marshmallow?
A melt-down!
Why don’t marshmallows ever get in trouble?
They’re just too sweet!
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite music?
Soft rock!
Why did the marshmallow break up with the cookie?
It needed s’more space!
How do marshmallows stay in touch?
They send fluff-texts!
Why did the marshmallow go to therapy?
It felt a little too toasted!
What do marshmallows dream about?
S’more fun!
What do you get when you tickle a marshmallow?
A giggle puff!
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite place to vacation?
Campfire Island!
Why did the marshmallow get a medal?
For being outstanding in fluffiness!
What do marshmallows eat for breakfast?
Toasty flakes!
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite color?
Melted white!
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite hobby?
Stick balancing!
Why do marshmallows love sleepovers?
They’re made for campfires!
What do marshmallows do at recess?
Jump on trampolines and stick together!
What did one marshmallow say to the other?
“You make me melt!”
Why don’t marshmallows play hide and seek?
Because they always stick out!
What game do marshmallows love?
S’more and Seek!
Why was the marshmallow so quiet?
It was feeling a little gooey inside.
What did the marshmallow win in school?
Most likely to be toasted!
Why do marshmallows make good friends?
They’re soft, sweet, and stick around!
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite holiday?
S’more Day!
What did the marshmallow do when it got scared?
It puffed up and ran away!
What’s a marshmallow’s favorite pet?
A fluffball hamster!
Why did the marshmallow get in the band?
It had a soft, mellow tone!
Marshmallow Puns
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You’re the fluff of my life.
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Life is s’more fun with you around.
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Let’s stick together, like marshmallows on a skewer!
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You’re toasting hot today!
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I’m feeling a little melty inside.
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We make the perfect campfire combo.
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You’re so sweet, you’re giving marshmallows a run for their sugar!
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Everything’s s’more fun with you!
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That’s the softest roast I’ve ever had.
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I’m totally puffed up about it!
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You make me feel light and fluffy.
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S’more love, please!
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Don’t worry, I’m a soft touch.
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Let’s not get too toasted tonight.
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You’re on fire, but in the best way!
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Graham me another marshmallow!
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I’m completely mallowed out today.
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Roast mode: activated.
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This friendship is seriously gooey in the middle.
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We’ve got that sweet stickiness that lasts.
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You’re the fluff to my cocoa.
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Things are really heating up, marshmallow style.
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I’m burning with affection!
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You’re the reason I’m feeling so light and sugary.
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We go together like chocolate, graham, and you.
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Just a little toasted around the edges.
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My heart is soft and squishy, just like a marshmallow.
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If life gives you marshmallows, make s’mores.
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Keep calm and get fluffy.
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You’re s’more than enough for me!
