Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Welcome to our collection of 50 humorous knock knock jokes! These jokes will sure to put a smile on your face and get the laughter going – perfect for kids, friends or just when you need a pick-me-up! We hope that our 50 funny knock knock jokes have brightened your day.
Knock knock jokes have long been a favorite in families and parties alike, loved for their simple yet clever wordplay. Here, you will find both classic and new knock knock jokes to bring laughter to any occasion – family gatherings, parties or simply for enjoying alone time! This post includes both classic and new knock knock jokes to keep people smiling – guaranteed! This collection includes classic knock knocks alongside more contemporary ones to help make sure that every occasion can enjoy some lighthearted humor!
As part of our effort to make sure each joke is easily understandable for both adults and kids alike, these jokes should bring laughter! Get ready to open up a world of humor by diving into this amazing collection. Share them with friends, enjoy them with family, and let the giggles begin!
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Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cow says.
- Cow says who?
- No, cow says moooo!
2. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
3. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive you and I miss you!
5. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nana.
- Nana who?
- Nana your business!
6. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up and answer the door!
7. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
8. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome!
9. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dishes.
- Dishes who?
- Dishes a very bad joke!
10. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you going to open the door?
11. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wood.
- Wood who?
- Wood you like to hear another joke?
12. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Atch.
- Atch who?
- Bless you!
13. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Owls say.
- Owls say who?
- Yes, they do!
14. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s raining!
15. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hawaii.
- Hawaii who?
- I’m good. Hawaii you?
16. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Doughnut.
- Doughnut who?
- Doughnut forget to let me in!
17. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alice.
- Alice who?
- Alice fair in love and war.
18. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- A broken pencil.
- A broken pencil who?
- Never mind, it’s pointless!
19. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Europe.
- Europe who?
- No, YOU’RE a poo!
20. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No, cows go moo!
21. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Robin.
- Robin who?
- Robin you, now hand over your cash!
22. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
23. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nobel.
- Nobel who?
- Nobel, that’s why I knocked!
24. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
25. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- To.
- To who?
- No, to whom.
26. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Amish.
- Amish who?
- Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
27. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Candy.
- Candy who?
- Candy you come out and play?
28. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
29. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like to be knocked out?
30. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter open the door quick!
31. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yoda.
- Yoda who?
- Yoda one I’ve been looking for!
32. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honeydew.
- Honeydew who?
- Honeydew you want to go out tonight?
33. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Broken.
- Broken who?
- Broken pencil. Never mind, it’s pointless.
34. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe help me with my homework?
35. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ketchup.
- Ketchup who?
- Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
36. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Roach.
- Roach who?
- Roach you a letter, and I’m knocking to say hi!
37. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- A little old lady.
- A little old lady who?
- I didn’t know you could yodel!
38. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Scold.
- Scold who?
- Scold outside, let me in!
39. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wayne.
- Wayne who?
- Wayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
40. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke through the peephole and find out!
41. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
42. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howl.
- Howl who?
- Howl you know unless you open the door?
43. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hugo.
- Hugo who?
- Hugo first, I’ll follow!
44. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Quiche.
- Quiche who?
- Can I have a hug and a quiche?
45. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Radio.
- Radio who?
- Radio not, here I come!
46. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Rufus.
- Rufus who?
- Rufus falling, let me in!
47. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leaf.
- Leaf who?
- Leaf me alone!
48. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Owl.
- Owl who?
- Owl be seeing you soon!
49. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Jimmy.
- Jimmy who?
- Jimmy a little kiss!
50. Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Argo.
- Argo who?
- Argo your way, you go mine!
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