Looking for some funny heart puns to brighten your day? You’re in the right place! Whether you love jokes, enjoy wordplay, or just want something to make you smile, these heart puns are sure to do the trick. From clever to silly, they’ll keep you laughing and feeling good. So, let’s jump in and have some fun with these heart-filled jokes!
Heart Puns
You’ve heart-ened my day!
I’m heart-working to make you smile.
Don’t go breaking my heart!
You have a heart of gold.
I heart-ily recommend your company.
Let’s heart-to-heart and talk it out.
You’ve stolen a piece of my heart.
I love you from the bottom of my heart.
This is truly a matter of the heart.
My heart beats only for you.
You’re always in my heart.
I’m totally heart-struck.
I can’t help but heart-ing you!
You’re my sweetheart forever.
You’re at the heart of my thoughts.
You’ve won my heart, hands down!
Don’t be so heart-less!
Let’s not get heart-broken over this.
I’m taking it to heart.
It’s a heart-warming sight!
My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You’re my one and only heart.
Keep your heart in the right place.
You’re truly the heart of the matter.
I heart you a lot!
You’ve got a big heart, and it shows.
This heart-felt gesture means so much.
Let’s make a heart-warming memory.
You’re the key to my heart.
I’m feeling a little heart-broken today.
Let’s have a heart-felt conversation.
I’ll follow my heart wherever it leads.
You make my heart sing!
Funny Heart Puns
I’m no cardiologist, but you’ve got my heart racing!
I told a joke about my heart—it was veinly funny!
You’re so sweet, you’ve got my heart skipping a beet!
I’ve got a lot of heart, but my jokes are mostly artery.
Let’s have a heart-to-heart before my puns give you a cardiac arrest.
You’ve aorta know how much I like you!
I’m trying to pump up my heart puns, but they’re just not artery-quate.
I’m having a real change of heart about this pun.
I find puns to be heart-ificial, but I still love them!
You’re a real heart-breaker, but I’ll let you off this time.
I put my whole heart into these puns—it’s quite the tacky effort!
It’s no heart-ache to be around you!
Are you an EKG?
Because you’ve got my heart all over the place!
I’m really trying to ventri-cle out the best puns.
It’s hard to artery-culate how much I love puns.
Let’s not make this a heart-breaking moment.
I didn’t plan on falling for you, but it was cardiac-al!
You’ve got my heart on a string.
My jokes are heart-felt, even if they’re a bit cheesy.
You have my heart under lock and key!
I don’t have a cold heart, just a punny one!
You’ve got my pulse racing with those jokes!
You must be a defibrillator because you give my heart a jolt!
These puns are artery-ly amazing, don’t you think?
I hope these puns aren’t giving you a heartburn!
Heart Puns Medical
I’m quite artery-culate when it comes to heart puns.
Aorta be more careful with my puns—they might be too sharp!
You’ve ventri-cle my way into a heart-pun obsession.
I’m trying to get to the heart of the matter, but it’s a bit vein.
I’m really pumping out these puns today!
Let’s not get too tachy—my puns might cause an arrhythmia!
These puns are making my blood pressure rise!
Cardiology might not be my specialty, but I’m good at heart puns.
My jokes are ventri-cle, but they go straight to the heart.
If these puns give you a cardiac arrest, call 9-1-fun!
You’re the beat that keeps my heart in sinus rhythm.
I don’t have heartburn, just a burning passion for puns!
You make my heart go into AFib with excitement!
Let’s not get occluded—my puns are clear and direct!
You’ve got a chamber in my heart for all these jokes.
I don’t mean to be aorta-cious, but my puns are the best!
My love for puns is arterially strong!
I think I’m having a pun-related palpitation!
A good heart pun is worth its weight in clots.
These jokes have a good flow, don’t you think?
I’m feeling a little coronary, maybe I should stop punning.
If my heart skips a beat, it’s probably from a bad pun.
I’ve got a serious case of pun-thrombosis—it’s clotting up my sense of humor!
This pun might need an EKG, it’s a little flat.
I’m in heart pursuit of the perfect pun!
Heart Puns For Valentine’s Day
You make my heart skip a beat—I’m totally cardio-crushing on you!
You have my ventri-cles in a twist—I’m head over heals for you!
I’m artery-ally in love with you, no need to bypass my feelings.
My love for you is as steady as a sinus rhythm.
I can feel the pulse of love whenever I’m around you.
You’ve really stolen my heart, and I’m not even mad!
I’m aorta-tally smitten with you.
You’re my perfect match, like a puzzle for my heart.
I can’t “beat” my feelings for you—you’re one of a kind!
I think of you every second; my love is on tachycardia.
You make my heart go pitter-pat like no one else!
I’ve fallen for you, and there’s no valve-ing back!
No matter what, you’ll always have a special chamber in my heart.
Every time I see you, I have a little flutter.
You’ve got a real grip on my heart, and I never want you to let go.
I love you with every beat of my heart!
You’re the reason my heart’s in a constant rhythm of love.
I can’t help but get ventri-cle when I’m with you.
You make my heart feel like it’s about to have an explosion of love!
You’ve cardio-captured my heart.
My love for you is pulse-itive!
Being with you is like a coronary joy—you take my breath away.
Short Heart Puns
You aorta know I love you!
My love is a heart-stopper.
You’ve got my heartbeat.
I’m artery in love with you!
My love is vein-tastic!
You’re my ventricle mate.
Be my valve-entine!
You make my heart race!
You’re the beat of my life.
Love you from my head to my aorta.
You make my heart go thump!
I cardio-ly adore you.
You’ve captured my heart!
My love is pulse-itive.
You’re my cardio crush!
My love’s not in vein.
You’ve got my chambers full.
I ventri-cle for you.
You make my heart go boom.
You’re my heart and soul.
You make my pulse pound!
You’re the key to my heart.
My love’s got a good rhythm.
You’re my favorite heartbeat.
I’m your cardio buddy!
You’re my love-stent.
I’ve got a heart full of you.
You’re my heart-throb!
I’m head over heals for you.
My love’s a heartfelt gift.
I’m pumped with love!
You fill my heart with joy.
