Fall is here, and it’s the perfect time to add some laughs to your autumn days with pumpkin puns that are totally gourd-geous! Whether you’re carving pumpkins, sipping a pumpkin spice latte, or visiting a pumpkin patch, these fun puns are sure to make you smile. They’re great for Instagram captions or sharing a laugh with friends. Let’s jump into these silly and playful pumpkin puns and jokes!
Pumpkin Puns
You’re the pumpkin of my eye!
Let’s carve out some time together!
You’re simply gourd-geous!
I’m feeling a little pumpkin-spicy today!
Let’s squash our differences.
I’m here for the pumpkin vibes.
You’ve got me glowing like a jack-o’-lantern!
You’re the pick of the patch!
Let’s get pumpkin smashed!
This is going to be a gourd time!
I only have pumpkin eyes for you.
It’s squashing season!
You’re my boo-tiful pumpkin.
You’re pun-king amazing!
You’re a little bit of a pumpkin-head.
You’re smashing!
Feeling just a little gourd.
That’s just the pumpkin on top!
You’re spook-tacular!
I’m feeling a bit gourd-geous today!
You’re a real smashing success.
What a spook-tacular time!
I’m the pumpkin in this pie!
You’re the apple of my pie but the pumpkin of my heart!
Let’s take this squash to the next level!
Life is gourd with you around.
Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
I’ll always be your pun-kin!
Feeling squashed by work?
Go pick a pumpkin!
Pumpkin Puns As One-LinersÂ
You’re gourd-geous just the way you are!
Let’s carve out some time for fun!
I’m feeling a bit pumpkin-spicy today!
You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch!
This party is going to be squash-tacular!
Let’s get pumpkin smashed tonight!
You’ve got me feeling all glowy inside!
It’s time to spice things up!
You’re my pumpkin in shining armor!
Life is better with a little pumpkin magic!
I love you a latte, pumpkin spice!
What a spook-tacular surprise!
I’m on a roll like a pumpkin at Halloween!
You’re simply pulp-tastic!
Let’s squash our worries and enjoy!
I can’t get enough of this gourd-ness!
You’re one in a melon, but a pumpkin at heart!
Feeling pumpkin-tastic today!
We’re the perfect recipe for fun!
Time to pumpkin up the jam!
This is going to be a slice of fun!
Just a little pumpkin in my coffee, please!
I’m just here for the pumpkin patches!
Let’s go for a spooky adventure!
I’m falling for you like leaves in autumn!
You’re a real jack-o’-lantern!
I’m just a pumpkin at heart!
Let’s hocus and pocus our way to fun!
You’re the best part of my pie!
Get ready to be squash-ed with love!
Cute Pumpkin Puns
You’re my pumpkin spice of life!
I’m gourd-ing my heart for you!
I love you a latte, pumpkin!
Let’s make this a pumpkin-tastic day!
You’re the pick of the patch!
You’re pulp-ing my heart!
Life would be un-bearable without you, my pumpkin!
You’re my favorite squash buddy!
I’m smitten like a pumpkin in a pie!
You make my heart feel full like a pumpkin pie!
You’re one sweet pumpkin!
I’m falling for you like autumn leaves and pumpkins!
You’re my little pumpkin buddy!
We make the perfect gourd-tastic team!
You’re simply spook-tacular!
Let’s carve out some time together!
You make me feel all glowy inside!
You’re the apple of my pie, but a pumpkin in my heart!
You light up my life like a jack-o’-lantern!
You’re pumpkin-cute!
You had me at pumpkin!
You’re my boo-tiful pumpkin!
I love the way you squash my worries!
You’re the most a-maize-ing pumpkin around!
Let’s hocus pocus some fun!
You’re sweet like pumpkin pie!
You make my heart pound like a pumpkin in a race!
You’re my pumpkin patch pal!
I’m so glad we’re on the same spice of life!
You’re berry special to me, pumpkin!
Pumpkin Puns Love
You’re the pumpkin of my eye!
I’m falling for you like leaves in autumn and pumpkins!
You make my heart glow like a jack-o’-lantern!
I love you a latte, pumpkin spice!
You’re my gourd-geous soulmate!
I’m smitten like a pumpkin in a patch!
You’re my favorite squash to hold hands with!
You’re pulp-ing my heart with joy!
You’re the sweet in my pumpkin pie!
You complete my pumpkin patch!
We make the perfect pair, like pumpkin and spice!
I’ll always be your pumpkin!
You had me at pumpkin!
Let’s carve out a life together!
You’re the pumpkin that makes my heart skip a beat!
I love you more than pumpkin pie!
You’re my boo-tiful pumpkin!
You’re my one and only gourd!
I’m dying to spend every Halloween with you!
You light up my life like a jack-o’-lantern!
I’m so glad we’re in the same patch of love!
You’re berry special to me, my pumpkin!
I’m so grateful for you, my little pumpkin!
You make my heart dance like autumn leaves!
I’ll love you till the last pumpkin in the patch!
You’re the apple of my pie but a pumpkin in my heart!
My love for you is squash-tacular!
You’re the perfect ingredient for my heart!
I’m crazy about you, my pumpkin!
You’re my little pumpkin of joy!
Halloween Pumpkin Puns
It’s time to get spooky and pumpkin-tastic!
I love a good gourd-geous Halloween!
Let’s carve out some fun this Halloween!
You’re boo-tiful, my little pumpkin!
This party is going to be a squash-tacular time!
Let’s get pumpkin-spiced up for Halloween!
You make my heart glow like a jack-o’-lantern!
Feeling a little haunted by your pumpkin charm!
You’re the pick of the Halloween patch!
Let’s trick or treat ourselves to some pumpkin pie!
I’m dying to see your Halloween costume, pumpkin!
You’re my favorite jack-o’-lantern buddy!
This Halloween is going to be gourd-geous!
I’m not lion, I love this pumpkin patch!
Witch way to the best pumpkin?
I’m just a pumpkin looking for my patch!
You’re fang-tastic, my spooky pumpkin!
Let’s have a howl of a time this Halloween!
I’m spellbound by your pumpkin magic!
We’re just a couple of gourd-geous souls!
Time to get our pumpkin groove on!
This Halloween, let’s squash the competition!
I witch you a happy Halloween!
You’re the pumpkin that lights up my night!
Boo-tiful times with you in the pumpkin patch!
Creep it real with my favorite pumpkin!
Let’s make it a fang-tastic Halloween night!
I’m batty about you, pumpkin!
You’re the spook in my pumpkin patch!
Funny Pumpkin Puns
I’m gourd-ing my way to the top!
You’re pumpkin-spice-tacular, just like my latte!
I’m on a roll like a pumpkin in a pie!
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
You’re the pick of the patch, and I’m squash-ing on you!
Life’s a pumpkin patch—enjoy the ride!
Let’s carve out some time to laugh!
I’m feeling pulp-ed up for Halloween!
I love you more than pumpkin spice!
You’re spook-tacular, but also a little gourd-y!
Puns about pumpkins always crack me up!
Don’t worry, be pumpkin-happy!
Life is tough, but I’m a pumpkin at heart!
I knead you like a pumpkin pie needs spice!
You’re boo-tiful, but also a little nutty!
Why did the pumpkin go to the party?
To get smashed!
I’m just a pumpkin trying to find my patch!
You’re berry special, even if you’re a pumpkin!
It’s pumpkin-crunch time!
I’m just here for the pumpkin seeds and puns!
Let’s make this a squash-tacular Halloween!
You crack me up like a pumpkin under pressure!
You’re scream-worthy, my pumpkin pal!
Why did the pumpkin break up? It couldn’t squash the drama!
You’re my pumpkin partner in crime!
I’m not lion, you’re my favorite pumpkin!
This Halloween is going to be gourd-geous!
I’m dough-lighted to see you, pumpkin!
You’re the squash that holds my heart!
