Taco Puns That Are Totally Mexcellent

Taco Puns

You’re my taco the town!

Let’s taco ’bout how awesome you are!

You’re nacho average taco—you’re the best!

I’m falling hard shell over heels for tacos!

Let’s taco this out over some chips and salsa.

Don’t go bacon my heart; just give me a taco!

I’m a little shellfish, so please don’t ask for my taco.

Taco Tuesday?

More like taco every day!

I’m all about that taco life.

I salsa have feelings for you and tacos.

You and me?

We’d make a supreme taco team!

You’re nacho average person—you’re taco-tally amazing.

You’re all that and a side of taco sauce.

Live every day like it’s taco Tuesday.

You’re my better half-shell, just like a taco.

Guac and roll, it’s taco time!

Want to know my favorite exercise?

Taco bout it!

Let’s taco ‘bout how perfect we are together.

Feeling stressed?

Just need a little taco therapy.

I shell always love tacos.

You’re the chip to my taco dip.

Nothing gets cheddar than tacos.

We’re a great match—like tacos and hot sauce!

Let’s make this official: we’re in a taco relationship.

I’d cross the border for a good taco.

You’re hotter than a spicy taco.

No one stacks up to a delicious taco.

Funny Taco Puns

Taco ’bout a good time!

Lettuce taco ’bout how much I need a nap after this.

You’re the hottest sauce in my taco!

Nacho sure about the future, but I’m sure about tacos.

I think you’re a little shell-fish for not sharing that taco.

Taco-bout a hot mess—oh wait, that’s me!

If tacos were words, I’d be a poet by now.

I’d salsa my way to the ends of the earth for a taco.

No one likes a soft shell when it comes to hard taco times!

I don’t make the taco rules—I just eat them.

Spillin’ the salsa, but still taco-ing!

I need to stop burrito-ing my feelings, but tacos are life.

You’re a chip off the old taco!

Can’t be salty when I have a plate full of tacos.

I’m just here for a cheesy taco pick-me-up.

I know it’s cheesy, but you’re my favorite taco topping!

This ain’t my first taco rodeo.

It’s hard to “wrap” my head around a life without tacos.

My love for tacos is nacho business!

Tacos in my hand, peace in my heart.

Taco me out to the ball game!

Not going to lie—I’m taco-n it easy today.

I’ll take “Best Taco Enthusiast” for $500, Alex.

Having a rough day?

Add a taco or two.

My taco ‘bout it list just keeps getting longer!

I might be a little shell-shocked without my tacos.

Looking for the meaning of life?

Tacos.

You’re a soft taco in a hard-shell world.

Cute Taco Puns

You’re the salsa to my taco!

Let’s taco ’bout how adorable you are.

I’m nacho average taco lover!

You guac my world!

Life without you?

That’s nacho life.

I think we’re a perfect taco match!

You’ve got me wrapped in love.

I’m falling head over heels… for tacos.

You’re spicy, and I like it hot!

We’re the perfect taco duo.

I’m just here for the snuggles and tacos.

You’re the guac to my chips.

Nacho know?

I love you so much.

My love for you is nacho ordinary!

Let’s guac and roll!

I love you a whole taco lot.

You had me at taco.

Let’s give ‘em something to taco about!

You’re nacho average love!

Every taco needs a little spice.

You’re my favorite flavor of cheese!

Salsa with me through life!

Lettuce stay together forever.

You’re simply the zest.

If we were a taco, we’d be a happy meal.

You bring all the heat!

Love me like I love tacos.

It’s hard to be blue with you beside me.

Holy guacamole, you’re amazing!

Taco Puns One Liners

Taco ’bout a good time!

Lettuce taco ’bout our love.

Let’s taco a moment to appreciate this meal.

Nacho average love story!

This party’s nacho ordinary gathering.

I’m a bit of a salsa dancer.

Holy guacamole, that was amazing!

Don’t go bacon my heart; just add more tacos.

Can we taco ’bout how delicious this is?

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of my taco!

Guac my world, why don’t ya?

Lettuce guac and roll!

Nacho bad for a first date!

Spice things up or guac out.

You’re the only spice in my life.

Let’s taco-bout our future together.

Taco to me nice!

You’re the guac to my roll.

Let’s taco ’bout how cute we are.

The only kind of drama I need is taco drama.

Can we salsa for a second?

I’m just here for the guac.

Everything’s better with a little salsa.

Let’s taco ’bout love.

Life without tacos? I can’t even.

When life gets tough, eat a taco.

Nacho bad for a Monday night!

Here’s to a spicy taco night.

You’re taco-tally awesome.

All you need is love… and tacos.

Taco Puns Love

You’re the salsa to my taco heart.

I think we’re nacho ordinary couple.

Let’s taco ’bout our feelings.

We’re meant to be together, like tacos and guac.

You have a peppers-onal place in my heart.

Falling for you was nacho accident.

My heart skips a beet when I see your salsa moves.

I’ll never lettuce go of you.

You’re the cheese to my taco love.

Our love is spicy and a little saucy.

You complete my taco heart.

If you were a taco, you’d be the whole platter.

Lettuce always be together, just like tacos and salsa.

I only have pies for your taco soul.

We’re hotter together than a fresh jalapeño.

I’m nacho average partner—I’m the best for you.

Every day with you is Taco Tuesday.

You had me at “taco.”

When you’re around, I feel a fiesta in my heart.

I’ll be your soft or hard shell—whichever you like.

Let’s make every day feel like a taco night.

I’m wrapped around you like a taco shell.

You guac my world and fill my heart.

Without you, I’m a salsa mess.

Can we just taco all night?

Our love is hot sauce on a chilly day.

You bring the heat, and I’m the salsa.

Lettuce be together, forever and always.

You make my heart do a taco twirl.

Every moment with you is flavorful.