Basketball Puns to Make You Smile

I’m a real basket case over you!

You’re my perfect match-up — no foul play!

Did it hurt when you dunked from heaven?

I find you quite a-peel-ing… because you’re a real slam dunk!

I may be short, but my love for you is above the rim!

Don’t be such a dribble-maker!

You’ve got me feeling all net-vous inside!

Let’s make this a full-court press relationship.

You shoot, I swoon!

That’s some serious rebound chemistry!

We’re like a pick-and-roll, perfect together!

I’m stuck on you like a man-to-man defense.

Don’t worry, I won’t travel out of your life.

You’re the only ball I can’t drop.

I can’t help but hoop for joy when I see you!

I’m your biggest fan–tastic admirer!

You’re my number one draft pick!

I swish you were here with me!

Let’s not be afraid to air it out!

I can’t help but double dribble when I see you!

My love for you is like a buzzer-beater — right on time!

No one else can defend my heart like you.

You’ve got me hooked — line and sinker!

You’re such a ball hog, stealing my heart!

Our love is on a fast break!

You’re worth a million free throws.

I’ve got a serious court crush on you.

Let’s never call it quits — even if the game goes into overtime.

You make my heart do a layup!

It’s time to tip-off our love!

Basketball Puns One Liners

You’re a real slam dunk in my book!

You’re the perfect assist to my heart.

I’ve got a serious hoop-crush on you!

You make my heart bounce like a basketball.

Our love is like a great alley-oop.

Don’t make me travel away from your love!

You’re my number one pick-and-roll.

You had me at the first tip-off.

My feelings for you are nothing but net!

You’ve got me feeling all rim-antic.

You’re my MVP — Most Valuable Partner!

I’ve got a lot of court-ship in mind for you.

I’ll never let our love fade away.

You’re a real baller, and I can’t let you go!

Let’s take this relationship to the next level — no fouls!

I’m just here to score your heart.

You make my heart do a dribble-double.

You’ve got me doing a happy jump shot!

Let’s keep our love on the fast break.

You’re the only one who can rebound my heart.

I’m just trying to shoot my shot with you.

We’re on the same team, no need for defense!

You’re a three-pointer in a world full of free throws.

You’re the reason my heart is always on a full-court press.

You’re my favorite buzzer-beater moment!

We’re in a perfect zone defense — no one’s getting in.

I’d never make a foul move with you.

I’m just trying to make a good layup in your life.

You drive me crazy — in a good way!

Let’s keep this relationship in overtime.

Basketball Puns For March Madness

I’m totally mad for March Madness!

Don’t worry, I’ve got this bracket under control — I think.

Our love is like March Madness, full of upsets and surprises.

I’m here for the madness, and the snacks!

You’re my favorite Cinderella story.

I’ve been rebounding from all these bracket busts!

Let’s take this relationship to the Final Four!

You’re a true champion in my heart.

I’d never foul out on you.

I’ll follow you court-side, no matter who wins.

You’re the slam dunk of my March.

You’ve got me doing a happy jump shot all month!

You’re the MVP of my bracket!

The only thing mad around here is how much I like you.

I hope you’re ready to dribble into my life.

You’ve got me caught in a full-court press of emotions.

March Madness without you would be a total airball.

You’re my ultimate one-seed.

You’re a real three-pointer in a world of layups.

I’ll never be benched when it comes to you.

You’re the real bracket buster in my life!

I can’t wait to see who’s cutting down the nets with me.

I’m just trying to shoot my shot with you during March.

Our love is like March Madness — intense and unpredictable.

You make my heart bounce like a basketball in the final seconds.

This March, you’re my underdog champion.

I’m ready to go into overtime for you.

You’re a true game-winner in my book.

Just like my bracket, you’re a perfect match.

I’ve got my eyes on the trophy, and it’s you!